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date your hand

rosy palm sleeps around but she’s at least available

…Did you guys plan on giving the same answer?

posted 9 months ago with 0 notes
grassfire inquired:
   What the fuck is 'skunk spray' in terms of kink jfc   

According to the weird part of DeviantART, it’s just what it sounds like. Part of the ‘unpleasant things coming out of butts’ kink tree.

The more important question is why did you make me look that up!!!!

posted 10 months ago with 1 note
grassfire inquired:
   lust and pride because it is now FEEL GOOD HOUR   

Oh-ho, you’ve done it now…

Something that I find attractive. How am I supposed to pick just one thing? Don’t you know that ?

Chicks in suits and dudes in stockings. Final answer.

Something that I like about myself. My curiosity. I’m always questioning, and for that, I’ll probably end up an 80-year-old woman who knows an overwhelming amount about things nobody gives a damn about. Which doesn’t stray too far from my current state.

posted 10 months ago with 1 note

Touch his hole with your thing. The whole thing.

All of the sides. All of the thing. Even the gross parts.

posted 10 months ago with 0 notes

I’m not marriage material.

Neither am I. All the more reason to get hitched.

posted 11 months ago with 0 notes

Hi

Don’t you “hi” me! I went to sleep scowling because of your indecent actions.

posted 1 year ago with 1 note

I wonder if there’s MLP/Columbine killers crossover fanfiction. It feels like it should exist.

Well, MLP/Hitler is a thing that exists, so I wouldn’t be surprised.

posted 1 year ago with 0 notes

tofunction replied to your post: &

that sounds kinda kinky

grassfire replied to your post: &

that can be arranged

posted 1 year ago with 2 notes

You’re kinda inspiring me to dig out some of the half finished stuff I have re: this very topic and polish it up. Hmm!

Doitdoitdoitdoit. Lord knows the world needs more rimfic.

posted 1 year ago with 1 note