May 2012
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FACT: The singular noun 'bisexual' is properly...
factsaboutqueers:
Any more than four bisexuals together at a time devolve into an uncountable collective noun, or ‘orgy’.
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April 2012
better_than_expected.doc
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Me: Remember my asking if anyone has ever come out to you? Lillian Gish look-alike friend: I do. Me: WELP. Here goes, then. I like girls as well as guys. Uh… You’re the first person I’ve told and I’d appreciate it if it stayed that way for a while. So. There. I needed to tell someone. (3 minutes pass) Me: I’m just hoping that message wasn’t...
And I just told her.
My hands are shaking.
My back’s sweaty.
She replied.
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Text message to my friend:
Remember my asking if anyone has ever come out to you?
shitshitshitshitshitshit here it comes.
I’m doing it. If she replies, that is.
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“JESUS FUCKING BALLS
SUCKIN’ A DICK”
omg help
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What’s better than finishing an existing story?
Why, starting a brand spankin’ new fic to lose all motivation for halfway through writing it, of course!
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kairosclerosis
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.
Korra should’ve played Katniss.
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1085 words.
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I don’t think gay marriage should be legalized. I mean, if it is, then...
– She says to her daughter who has a 50.5% chance of ending up with a woman. Thanks, Mom.
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Even if the rape victim is a 15-year-old girl raped again and again on her own...
– Amanda Hess
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Had a dream in which I was in a polyamorous relationship with Brit Marling, Ryan Gosling, and Ezra Miller.
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Pffft. This idiot.
Shepard: You ran at the Citadel. You ran on Thessia.
Kai Leng: Shut up!
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So, evidently, I have a ‘type’. A specific kind of person to be attracted to.
Balls.
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do you ever open up your wallet
and it’s full of labia minora
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do you ever boob(s) down your boobs because boobs
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do you ever put your pube(s) down your hands because pants
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do you ever put your hand(s) down your pants because pubes
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tearz
I just want a FemShep that looks like Kara Thrace.
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tofunction-deactivated20121001 asked: Is your life a story book? Is love an excuse to get hurt?
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tofunction-deactivated20121001 asked: do you ever punch people in the face for doing stupid things?
tofunction replied to your post: have you ever passed the age of 18????
…….are you going to report me to the cops?
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tofunction-deactivated20121001 asked: have you ever passed the age of 18????
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tofunction-deactivated20121001 asked: on weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed?
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tofunction-deactivated20121001 asked: have you ever been high?